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This adventure focuses on Carle Sole, the mayoriest, and his advisers running Warmsburg and Buttsville.
(In order of appearance)
- Carle Sole
Mayor of Warmsburg and later Buttsville. Is generally a psychopath.
Takes care of the finance. Painted black with red lips in order to attract more black people to Warmsburg. He's also head of Operation Daisypetal.
- Alastair Emmerson
He is the law. And the fire. That burns inside your heart. Ooh baby.
- Cassandra Smiths
Takes care of the environment in the two towns, but was "promoted" to utilities director in Freddy's absence because nobody cares about the environment in 1900.
- Jim Rhodes
Takes care of roads, railways, and zoning. TALKS IN ALL-CAPS WHEN ANGRY, WHICH IS OFTEN. Often found detonating carefully hidden bombs.
- Doctor Freddy Sunshine
Takes care of water and electricity and shit. Literally, shit. Was promoted to Head of R&D because Carle is impatient and wants modern luxuries faster.
- Lem Mastersons
- Color By Technicolor
- Dreamatic Interlude
- Hello, Insert Name Here - Took names for the mayor and city, then used some of the better mayor names for advisers. Also: Terraplane? Who names their city Terraplane? Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Rise And Shine
- You Can't Do That, Stupid! - CitySim is your premier source for learning what you can and can't do in the year 1900.